May 2013
My talents include
being ugly
eating
blogging
not sleeping
falling over
fitting my hand into the Pringles tube
crying
being awkward
walking into walls
haha that's it
mom: did you eat all the donuts
me: no
mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me: thats cocaine
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months
